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Tag: dating, humor

Stephanie Klein

Dating meant nightclubs, heels, and black. It meant, “No, thank you. Really, I’m full.” It meant matching bras and underwear. Clothes with the word MICRO used to describe them.

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

I’m thinking there should be a dating site called “Tap That” – Jonathan “Jack” McVoy

Maurice Pirelli

Why do you have bungee cords back here?” she asked.”I’m dating again.

Aves hasn’t mentioned a boyfriend,” Lock chimed in, “and we’re just dying to hear all about you.” Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.

Dear Miss Tremor. You are smart and kind and pretty. I think you have really excellent stuff under your clothes and I would like to see it, please. Let’s go on a date and get married and you can be my rodent queen in my castle in the sewer. Love always and forever, –Mouse. P.S. I am sorry my rats ate some of your candy.

Suzanne Rindell

It would seem this is the gift modernity has bestowed upon our generation: the practice of “dating,” an awkward procedure where a man and a woman find themselves talking rot to each other in a darkened room. If it were up to me, I would say modernity can keep it, as I want no part.

David Foster Wallace

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.

It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating.

David Foster Wallace

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.