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If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. – Jonathan “Jack” McVoy

drinking, humor

Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?””What’s the point of that, Miss?” the waiter said.”Tomorrow morning,” Mabel said.

drinking, humor

Jennifer Crusie

Kid, I’ve only known you two days and I’ve seen you plastered three times.” He shook his head. “A bar would not be a good career move for you.

drinking, humor

Robert B. Parker

The thing I like about Irish whiskey is that the more you drink the smoother it goes down. Of course that’s probably true of antifreeze as well, but illusion is nearly all we have.

drinking, humor

Terry Pratchett

He only drinks when he gets depressed,’ said Carrot. ‘Why does he get depressed?’ ‘Sometimes it’s because he hasn’t had a drink.

drinking, humor

Dashiell Hammett

My side felt a lot better when Nora called me at noon the next day. “My nice policeman wants to see you,” she said. “How do you feel?””Terrible. I must’ve gone to bed sober.” I pushed Asta out of the way and got up.

drinking, humor

Charles Bukowski

Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe. If you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn’t become obvious yourself.

drinking, humor

Reggie, you wrapped your sports car around a telephone pole after drinking a bar.” “Yeah… But I was wearing my seatbelt.

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Brandon Sanderson

More wine,” Lightsong said, raising his cup.”You can’t get drunk, Your Grace,” Llarimar noted. “Your body is immune to all toxins.””I know,” Lightsong said as a lesser servant filled his cup. “But trust me—I’m quite good at pretending.

drinking, humor

If we’d done this my way,’ Garrett went on, ‘We’d have been here much earlier.”And drunk, most likely,’ said Maiev.’You say “drunk,” I say “happy”,’ Garrett shrugged.

drinking, humor

I’m going out for a bottle of champagne. We’re going to get bombed.

drinking, humor

Chelsea Handler

Are you there vodka? It’s me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I’ll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.

drinking, humor