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Charlie Cochrane

They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I’m flat on my stomach.

– Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?- I work occasionally. It’s just that the BJs are much more exciting.

Christopher Moore

A woman’s magazine quiz:Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it good for you?”You:a. Say, “God, yes! That was the best seventeen seconds of my life”b. Say, “Sure, as good as it gets for me with a man.”c. Put a Certs in your navel and say, “That’s for you, Mr. Bunnyman. You can have it on your way back up, after the job is finished

Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and took some of his love for the world with it.

Jessica Sorensen

Seriously, it’s like watching mild porn, watching you two eye fuck each other every two seconds.

Ben hid a wince behind his hand, trying very hard not to think of seventy-year-old Ellie Verstgard rolling around with Mr. Wenner. Despite his best resistance, the image scrolled across his brain and took some of his love for the world with it.

Jessica Sorensen

Seriously, it’s like watching mild porn, watching you two eye fuck each other every two seconds.