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Tag: humor, life, philosophy

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was…what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

humor, life, philosophy

Keep your head high and your skirt down.

humor, life, philosophy

What doesn’t kill you makes a good story.

humor, life, philosophy

I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.

humor, life, philosophy

Janet Evanovich

He’s going to jail. He can’t see. He can’t hear. He can’t take a leak that lasts under fifteen minutes. But he has an erection and all the other problems are small change. Next time around I’m coming back as a man. Priorities are clearly defined. Life is simple.

humor, life, philosophy

Benny Bellamacina

Lend me your ears and you can borrow my mind

humor, life, philosophy

Benny Bellamacina

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else

humor, life, philosophy

Søren Kierkegaard

Out of love for mankind, and out of despair at my embarrassing situation, seeing that I had accomplished nothing and was unable to make anything easier than it had already been made, and moved by a genuine interest in those who make everything easy, I conceived it as my task to create difficulties everywhere.

humor, life, philosophy

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was…what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.

humor, life, philosophy

Keep your head high and your skirt down.

humor, life, philosophy

What doesn’t kill you makes a good story.

humor, life, philosophy

I don’t see why it matters what is written. Not when it’s about people. It can always be crossed out.

humor, life, philosophy