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Elizabeth Hunter

Never underestimate the fury of an angry mother, Caspar. They’re the most vicious creatures in the world.

My mother was either telepathic or she had secret cameras in my apartment, and I hoped for the latter.

I’m a mother,” said her mother, in her foodless flat where the dust did not dare to settle, “and I know what I know.

Ben Aaronovitch

This I know for a fact: the reason African women have children is so that there’s someone else to do the housework.

Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. “Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?” Don’t you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?” Wasn’t there any change?

Kristin Cashore

Well then,” Roen said briskly, “are you sleeping?””Yes.””Come now. A mother can tell when her son lies. Are you eating?””No,” Brigan said gravely. “I’ve not eaten in two months. It’s a hunger strike to protest the spring flooding in the south.””Gracious,” Roen said, reaching for the fruit bowl. “Have an apple, dear.

Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. “Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?” Don’t you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?” Wasn’t there any change?

Kristin Cashore

Well then,” Roen said briskly, “are you sleeping?””Yes.””Come now. A mother can tell when her son lies. Are you eating?””No,” Brigan said gravely. “I’ve not eaten in two months. It’s a hunger strike to protest the spring flooding in the south.””Gracious,” Roen said, reaching for the fruit bowl. “Have an apple, dear.