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Tag: humor, paranormal-romance

Kerrelyn Sparks

A series of howls and war cries echoed through the camp….The werewolves and Japanese had attacked.”-pg.353 Forbidden Nights with a Vampire Kerrelyn Sparks

humor, paranormal-romance

You’re just begging for a piece of me, you know that?” she growled. “I don’t know what gave you the idea I’ve lowered my standards, but I assure you, I haven’t. I want no part of you.

humor, paranormal-romance

LeeAnn Whitaker

Laurie picks up a briefcase and places it on the table. He opens the lid and his head disappears under the top. Oh god. Is he about to introduce me to a cat of nine tails, or some bizarre tickling stick? Brace yourself Liz. Cate told you to always carry your pepper spray, you fool.

humor, paranormal-romance

LeeAnn Whitaker

He’s hot. Too hot for me. Jeez, if he said the word sex to me I would probably pass-out.

humor, paranormal-romance

All this for two bad lines he could’ve gotten out of a fortune cookie?

humor, paranormal-romance

Thank you for that, boy genius! Where did you graduate from? Hogwarts School for the Mentally Unbalanced?

humor, paranormal-romance

He looked like a sexy ninja. Or a tiger ready to pounce on his prey. She just looked like she was sitting sideways on an invisible toilet. Curse the male species for making danger look so good!

humor, paranormal-romance

I’m looking for a man” Bree started.”Aren’t we all, dear? All I got’s bread and doughnuts, but they’re the next best thing””I don’t know about that .. well maybe doughnuts. I’ve lost my .. friend. He’s tall-sixfour-longish dark hair, wearing a kilt””Oh him” She smacked a hand over her heart “I’d take him over doughnuts any day

humor, paranormal-romance

Amy,” Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. “I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one.

humor, paranormal-romance

Lothaire is very much alive.”“You swear?”“Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of Bertil.” She petted the bat.“I meant—will Lothaire live?”“He will.

humor, paranormal-romance

What the hell was going on, why did I care, and why, oh why, did I not carry a pocket rocket in my purse? My girlie bits were still on fire, screaming for release after Mr. Sex God’s orgasmic touch.

humor, paranormal-romance

I swallowed hard, a hot flush blazing a trail across my skin. Reminded me of that old television show, Bonanza. You know, the one with the burning map and the lively western tune? Yeah, my skin was that map, but the song blaring in my head leaned more toward a “bow-chick-a-wow-wow” sound than anything else. Hormone overload!

humor, paranormal-romance