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You’re being parental’, I said. ‘Go find that squid’.

Nightmares did come true. Because, after her second night of major loving with the man of her dreams, the absolute last person she ever wanted to see was her mother. Yet there she was, her small, hefty frame trundling up the stairs to Maira’s front door.She was so frozen with horror, she couldn’t move until she heard the doorbell ring.Don’t answer it. Maybe she’ll go away.Well, that was just stupid.

The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that moment.

Wendelin Van Draanen

There’s no winning arguments with your parents, so why get all pumped up over them? It is way better to dive down and get out of the way than it is to get clobbered by some parental tidal wave.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat…college,

Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes…