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Tag: humor, philosophical

An autobiography is inherently incomplete unless the last page is written on the eve of the author’s demise.

humor, philosophical

R.M. ArceJaeger

We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide for our retirement (because we don’t have any money left).

humor, philosophical

A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else’s box of matches

humor, philosophical

If you make a deal with a fool, don’t be surprised when they act foolishly.

humor, philosophical