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Tag: humor, relationships

Suzanne sat in Roger’s chair, staring at the reflection of her dread morning face. Roger browsed his cassette rack. “Do you want calming or stimulating?” he asked her. Suzanne mulled it over for a few moments. It was a question she had asked herself about men.

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Rashika Roberts

No Marriage Is Perfect. But every relationship has value!

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You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?

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…whenever a woman describes a man as sweet, the dalliance is doomed.

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That’s where your definition of attachment comes in. I’m in a monogamous relationship with two people.

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But I want to see Clara, Charlie’s friend, who’s right up my street. I want to see her because I don’t know where my street is; I don’t even know which part of town it’s in, which city, which country, so maybe she’ll enable me to get my bearings.

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Cáel sighed. “Look, right now? Either you want Rose, or you don’t. If you do—and, quite frankly, it’s obvious to me that you do—then give the woman a break and give yourself some credit for not being a whack job. Women are strange creatures, Gray, and she isn’t a mind reader. Who the hell knows what kind of conclusions she’s drawn over your behavior? Shit or get off the pot.” your advice on love? ‘Shit or get off the pot’?

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You want him praising the Lord in the morning, you put a smile on his face tonight.

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well I believe in commitment it’s just I, you know, I don’t stick to it.

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Wearing a condom is like eating an icecream cone with a sock on your tongue.

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Karen Salmansohn

God is even in a single parent household.

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Sure am glad I’m not royalty,” I muttered. “I wouldn’t want to have to bump uglies with someone I can’t stand. On a regular basis. And no one else.””Ow!” I exclaimed, trying to yank my fingers from Trent but finding them caught. Then I colored, realizing what I’d said. “Oh… sorry,” I stammered, meaning it. “That was insensitive.”Trent’s frown turned into a sly smirk. “Bump uglies?” he said, eyes on the table behind me. “You are a font of gutter slang, Rachel. We must do this again.

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