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Lucus?”She found him on the bed in the master suite, lying with his arms crossed behind his head, glaring at the ceiling as though it had done him wrong in some way.

Want to go upstairs and play ball?””Now, you’re talking. Naked basketball. Always my favorite.””Loser gets fucked first.””Jesus, Thursday, every time you set that rule you cheat.””What do you mean, I cheat? I usually lose.””That’s exactly what I mean.

Melina Marchetta

So what does the winner get in the end?” Tate asked.”They get to sit around with the losers and say, ‘I am King Xavier of the world.’ Repeat after me.””And me?” Tate asked.”You get to be my queen.””How come you’re the leader of the community?” Narnie asked, almost smiling. “Why can’t Tate be?”Webb looked at his sister, grinning. “Why can’t you, Narnie?”Fitz leaned his head on Narnie’s shoulder. “And I’ll be your queen?””You can be the eunuch,” Jude said, shoving him out of the way, “and I’ll be her prince.” He bowed and took Narnie’s hand, kissing it, and their eyes met. It was awkward for a moment until Narnie looked away.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Uhm, Kevin…””Be quiet, or I swear to God I’ll take you right here.”Yes, this was definitely Forced Sex..

My head is in a world of hurt. My apartment is trashed. At the end of today, I could either be dating the girl who saves my family’s future or is going to be the ending of it. When did life get so damn complicated?

I’d lick you numb, Mariah. You have no idea the things I’m capable of.

I think you better hurry along with that French toast making, Stud. You know—before my fetus eats your face.”“It would be equally as delicious.

She’d rather make love to him then watch any movie. “We don’t have to. Did I do something wrong?”That made him turn to her. “Of course not.”“Oh. Then don’t you want to…” She trailed off, a blush rising.“Are you kidding me? More than anything.” His expression softened. “But, Maira, I don’t want to rush you, make you do something you aren’t ready for.”She stared at him. He was so pretty. Was he also stone-cold stupid?How could he think she wasn’t ready for it? She’d already thrown herself at him. Twice now, if he counted the kitchen disaster.

I’ve given up men. It’s true. At first, I was just going to give up attorneys, but that seemed immature – and far too exclusive, so I’m playing it safe and giving up all the penis-carrying humans.

Uh oh, maybe I’m hysterical. No, the look on his face had been so funny. Did he really think to kiss me into submission? That shit might work in romance novels, but not on me. If he wants to kiss me he’ll have to earn that privilege again.

Reg: Furth’s in London. And yes, I know, it’s my fault. But as long as I’ver roused the lion, I was going to ask you to speak to him on my behalf.Alex: You wish me to speak to Furth.Reg: Well, yes. He’s always like you. Just tell him what a noble, upright fellow I am, and how I have always upheld my position with dignity and respect.Alex: Lie, you mean.REg: Whatever it takes.

Reg: Speaking of blunt, dinner is on my bill tonight, mes amis.Alex: What’s the occasion?Augustus: Lady Caroline’s agreed to venture out on a picnic with out intrepid hero. Kit: I don’t know why you keep insisting she’s smitten with me. I’ve barely spoken five sentences to her.Augustus: It’s very simple. Reg has thrown his entire being into pleasing Caroline. She knows every nuance of his thought and character. You, however, are a mystery to be explored, solved, and resolved.