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Judging from the unfamiliar number, I assumed the text came from Shannon. If not, I would see who came by my house at 4:30 and go with it. Maybe it would be Mr. Darcy coming to pick me up in an extravagant horse-drawn carriage, but I couldn’t picture Mr. Darcy using a cell phone.

Come on, there’s no one there. You want coffee?” Tess asked.”Yeah, sure, why not? I’m only on the brink of a nervous breakdown. I don’t imagine why caffeine wouldn’t help this situation.

Kishan stretched out his hand and touched and earring lightly. His rakish pirate about-to-make-off-with-your-woman-and-what-do-you-think-you’re-gonna-do-about-it look melted away to a soft smile that turned up the corner of his mouth.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin’ idiot.

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”And yet it is still extremely funny.

Robert A. Heinlein

Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?

George Saunders

Is this the baby?” I said.Ma turned on me again.”What do you think it is?” she said. “A midget that can’t talk?

Right. That’s twenty-two fifty.””Twenty-two fifty?” We can’t hide our exasperation.”Well, yeah – this is a classy joint, you know.””That’s obvious – the service is incredible.

Courtney Kirchoff

There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden’s brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

Panic at the Disco

Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say.

That’s the spirit! Make it chicken broth or nothing. That’s putting the old foot down. If she’s determined to have a nervous breakdown, the least we can do is see that she doesn’t have it in peace.

You’re Professor Mills? The new one who teaches history?”As opposed to the old Professor Mills who preached overthrow of the government?