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Tag: humor, truth-of-life

Confession was the emotional equivalent to puking, Riley supposed. Something bad went down, bits of it came back up, you felt better.

humor, truth-of-life

The history books which contain no lies are extremely tedious

humor, truth-of-life

I’m a female Fe= ironMale= manTherefore I am iron man

humor, truth-of-life

For the Hypocritical, shit only gets real when it gets personal.

humor, truth-of-life

NightWriter-Booksie

For the Hypocritical, SHIT only gets REAL when it gets up close and PERSONAL.

humor, truth-of-life

Benjamin Alire Sáenz

You know what the worst thing about adults is? …They’re not always adults. But that’s what I like about them.

humor, truth-of-life

Calvin: As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.

humor, truth-of-life