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Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.

Patrick Rothfuss

Yesterday he had limped, but today there was no part of his feet that didn’t hurt, so limping did no good.

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.

Master Griffin, I would marry my own mother for the excuse to stab my eyes out with her brooches than to see anything under your kilt,” the man’s voice said with an elegant aplomb. “Where would you like your guest’s things, sir?

Hunter S. Thompson

This is the fast lane, folks…and some of us like it here.

Hunter S. Thompson

This is the fast lane, folks…and some of us like it here.