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William Goldman

I would describe her more as a knitter than a doer.

Dr. Edward Clarke, a Harvard professor, said it was possible for a girl to study hard and do well in everything, but it would damage her health for the rest of her life, and her children would be shriveled.

I don’t understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root… and still be afraid of a spider.

Charles Dickens

Bless the bright eyes of your sex! They never see, whether for good or bad, more than one side of any question; and that is always, the one which first presents itself to them.

Leave it to women to be cryptic rather than straightforward

W. Somerset Maugham

The last words he said to me when I bade him good-night were:Tell Amy it’s no good coming after me. Anyhow, I shall change my hotel, so she wouldn’t be able to find me.’My own impression is that she’s well rid of you,’ I said.My dear fellow, I only hope you’ll be able to make her see it. But women are very unintelligent.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

I discovered that seventeen-year-old girls have such huge verbal energy that their brain drives them to expend it every twenty seconds. On the third day I decided I had to find her a boyfriend — if possible, a deaf one.

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was ‘woman.

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

Over time, I have realized that at 20, you can wear too much makeup and people assume you’re a slut. Do it at 40 and they think you’re a sea witch.

Janet Evanovich

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don’t go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.