Tag: humour, inspirational

Ellen DeGeneres

I guess what I’m trying to say is, there are a lot of self righteous people out there. And if you try to adjust your life to please them – by the way you dress, your sexuality, or the ass faces you like to make – you are just going to go crazy and risk being as unhappy as these self righteous kooks are. So enjoy your life. God gave us our bodies as a gift.(Granted, to some of us it’s kind of a gag gift, but that’s okay too.) Wear what you want, love who you want, and have fun.

Darren Shan

Yes?” she asked, eyeing me guardedly.I struck out a hand and said “Shake.”Arra stared at the hand, then into my unfocused eyes. “One good fight doesn’t make you a warrior,” she said.”Shake!” I repeated angrily.”And if I don’t?” she asked.”I’ll get back up on the bars and fight you till you do,” I growled.Arra studied me at length, then nodded and took my hand. “Power to you, Darren Shan,” she said gruffly.”Power,” I repeated weakly, then fainted into her arms and knew no more till I came to in my hammock the next night.