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God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

mothers, fathers

MOTHER TO TEENAGER ON SUNDAY MORNING: I believe I heard the clock strike one when you came in last night. teen: Well I know how much you need your sleep so it was going to strike ten but I stopped it at one chime.

mothers, fathers

I hope I look as good as my mother does when I reach the age she says she isn’t.

mothers, fathers

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because it’s cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know that?

mothers, fathers

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

mothers, fathers

There’s no such thing as a nonworking mother.

mothers, fathers

Florida Scott-Maxwell

No matter how old a mother is she still watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.

mothers, fathers

Joyce Mattingly

There are three books my daughter felt were the most important influences in her life: the Bible her mother’s cookbook and her father’s checkbook.

mothers, fathers

G. Norman Collie

Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.

mothers, fathers

Dad named his first ulcer after me.

mothers, fathers

It is a wise child that knows its own father and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

mothers, fathers

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children now I have six children and no theories.

mothers, fathers