Tag: paradoxes, time-travel

Mark Speed

It would distort markets. Besides, if I bought a load of gold when I thought the price was going up, then it would drive up the price at that point. When I came to sell in the future it would depress the price. Thus, I wouldn’t make the killing I thought I would, would I?””Yeah, but futures contracts.””Same thing, dear boy.””Art, then.””If I bought Constable’s Hay Wain direct from the artist it wouldn’t have the same cachet as it does today. The absence of that piece from the market might mean that all of his work was devalued.””Yeah, but you could bring another piece back.””Ah, then the paint and canvas wouldn’t age correctly. For older objets d’art, the carbon dating would show it was younger than it should be. Sorry, Kevin. You’re not going to get rich by temporal smuggling or speculation.

Douglas Adams

If the Universe came to an end every time there was some uncertainty about what had happened in it, it would never have got beyond the first picosecond. And many of course don’t. It’s like a human body, you see. A few cuts and bruises here and there don’t hurt it. Not even major surgery if it’s done properly. Paradoxes are just the scar tissue. Time and space heal themselves up around them and people simply remember a version of events which makes as much sense as they require it to make.