Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon.”Lacey’s face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. “Do I even want to know how this happened?”Kacey grinned. “He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fire

Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon.”Lacey’s face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. “Do I even want to know how this happened?”Kacey grinned. “He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fire

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