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Category: Kyle Adams

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy

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A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own

awarness, information, pet, rock

Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.

Day drag.” Ashley answered simply. “The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this.” He motioned with his hand down his body.

drag, drag-queen, funny, gay, glbt, mm, queen

I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than usual.

First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning.

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Fine, I’ll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body’s hot, and I’m totally selfless like that.

First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning.

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