Category: Lee Mack

Everyone says it’s wrong, ‘drinking and driving’, don’t they. I can tell you two things that are far more dangerous than ‘drinking and driving’: 1. ‘drinking’; 2. ‘driving’.Do you know how many people were killed last year in Britain as a direct result of alcohol abuse?–thirty-five-thousand!Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of driving a car?–twenty-two-thousand!Do you know how many people were killed as a direct result of drinking _and_ driving?–five-hundred! ::pauses::I’m not taking any fuckin’ chances!::swigs his beer::