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Category: Lois Greiman

Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don’t never ask if the baby’s really his.

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I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms.

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When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, “because they’rea lot more likely to answer if they’re not dead.

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Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen

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Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain’t that easy, either.

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They say love makes the world go around… I been dizzy for a long time.

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If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it’s probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it

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Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain’t there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

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Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball’s pretty much in his court.

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You’re just so lucky blood’s so hard to get out of the carpet.

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You’re gonna sit down. You’re gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain’t gonna kill you.

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He’s just a flash in the pants.

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