Tag: chick-lit, humor, mystery

Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don’t never ask if the baby’s really his.

I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen

Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain’t that easy, either.

They say love makes the world go around… I been dizzy for a long time.

He’s just a flash in the pants.

If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed.

Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there’s a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage.

The theory of relativity doesn’t amount to a hill of beans when there’s a bonfire in your shorts.

Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick ’em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.

Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain’t nothin’ but snails with their noses stuck in the air.

Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what’s under their skin anyway?