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Category: Melvin Helitzer

Melvin Helitzer

One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

thank, yous, closures

Melvin Helitzer

When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer’s funeral I said: “Here’s fifty. Bury five of them.”

professions, work

Melvin Helitzer

I’d like to introduce a man with a lot of charm talent and wit. Unfortunately he couldn’t be here tonight so instead . . .

openers, introductions

Melvin Helitzer

I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford’s new husband on their wedding night. I know what’s expected of me. I’m just not sure I’ve got the ability to make it interesting.

openers, introductions