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Category: Robert G. Lee

I have a hard time believing that billions of years ago two protozoa bumped into each other under a volcanic cesspool and evolved into Cindy Crawford.

After fifteen years of marriage my wife wants us to recommit our vows. As a man I don’t understand her need to get married again. We’ve got our toaster let’s move on.

My mother always said that every time you do a good deed here on Earth you’re storing up a treasure in heaven. Which means Mother Teresa’s probably got some beachfront property up there and I’m up to a box of Milk Duds and a Pez dispenser.