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Category: Tom Upton

UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.

humor, life, young-adult

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.

dark-humor, humor, psychiatry, young-adult

Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

conforming, young-adult

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

humor, teen, teenager, young-adult

Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.

young-adult, young-adult-fiction

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

humor, young-adult

I’ve always found wildlife very calming– except when animals are eating each other, of course.

humor, life, young-adult

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.

dark-humor, teen, young-adult

I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?

humor, young-adult

“Well– I don’t know– the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope.”

humor, young-adult