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Tag: humor, young-adult

Because being assaulted with maxi pads is a great way to win friends and influence people.

humor, young-adult

Still, it’s really frustrating me that there doesn’t seem to be anything in my closet that’s appropriate to wear to an exorcism.

humor, young-adult

You cats mind if I make it a trio?’ he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance was speaking in Jazz Voice.

humor, young-adult

A seal the size of Canada attaches to her soul light.

humor, young-adult

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

humor, young-adult

I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?

humor, young-adult

“Well– I don’t know– the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope.”

humor, young-adult

Sarah Rees Brennan

I don’t lie to you,” Alan said. “I lie WITH you.”Sin stopped looking up at him from under her eyelashes and burst out laughing.Alan went red. “So I’ve just realized how that come out. Uh.

humor, young-adult

Sarah Rees Brennan

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?”Sin: “Clive, I was with you from ‘I’m a social worker.

humor, young-adult

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

humor, young-adult

Sarah Rees Brennan

Nick spoke for the first time. “Can I go to the nurse’s office too?” Ms. Popplewell looked at him It obviously took her only one look to decide. “No.””I’m traumatized too,” Nick claimed, his voice completely flat.”He’s a delicate flower,” Alan said under his breath.

humor, young-adult

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

humor, young-adult