Tag: absurd, crazy, funny, funny-and-random, humor, love, passion, romance, strange

If it’s the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

Don’t you wish we all lived in black light…. for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

When you’re out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that’s no chocolate on the pillow

Come Hell or High Water” usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs