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Paying attention is more important to reliability than moving slowly. Because he pays close attention, a Navy pilot can land a 40,000 lb. aircraft at 140 miles per hour on a pitching carrier deck, at night, more safely than the average teenager can cut a bagel.

Advice is bullshit. It’s just one asshole’s opinion.

Christopher Healy

When facing unbeatable odds, just think of yourself as unbeatably odd. (The Hero’s Guide to Being a Hero)

It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.

Surround yourself with people who are the ketchup to your french fries-they make you a better version of yourself. Yes french fries are amazing on their own, but combined with ketchup they are a force. Spend time with people who bring out your true flavors, but don’t overpower you.

Texas Bix Bender

There’s a lot more to ridin’ a horse than just sittin’ in the saddle and lettin’ yer feet hang down.

Texas Bix Bender

You can just about always stand more ‘n you think you can.

Rodney Dangerfield

You gotta look out for number one, but don’t step in number two!

Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever.

Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.

And stop talking in that puffed-up way they taught you. Words aren’t brains, you know.