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Why do I have to do the sewin’? ‘Cause I’m a girl? Is that it? It ain’t fair, I tell ya!

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

I had the most boring office job in the world…I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Steve Dublanica

Everyone, no matter what kind of job he or she has, fantasizes about freaking out at work. How many corporate drones, stuck in a boring staff meeting, have had the sudden urge to jump on top of the conference table and start screaming obscenities? Strip off their clothes? Kiss the woman or man next to them? We all have. How many employees joke about shooting the boss or blowing the place up? I’m not suggesting we do any of these things, mind you, but let’s not kid ourselves; we all have a little murder in our heart.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

I’ve always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don’t have a brain.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Jerome K. Jerome

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Why do I have to do the sewin’? ‘Cause I’m a girl? Is that it? It ain’t fair, I tell ya!

Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should save some of it for tomorrow.

I had the most boring office job in the world…I used to clean the windows on envelopes.

Steve Dublanica

Everyone, no matter what kind of job he or she has, fantasizes about freaking out at work. How many corporate drones, stuck in a boring staff meeting, have had the sudden urge to jump on top of the conference table and start screaming obscenities? Strip off their clothes? Kiss the woman or man next to them? We all have. How many employees joke about shooting the boss or blowing the place up? I’m not suggesting we do any of these things, mind you, but let’s not kid ourselves; we all have a little murder in our heart.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón

I’ve always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don’t have a brain.