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Category: Tim Conway

He spends so much time in the sand trap you’d think he was in the cast of Baywatcb.

This gathering is what I call “intimate ” which really means “Where is everybody?”

openers, introductions

The groom is so much better for her than her last boyfriend. He’s sophisticated he brings her flowers and candy he dines by candlelight. Her last boyfriend thought it was enough to spray her name on a fence.

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair but he says he’s charging me for finding it.